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MyProtein SE 04-22-2023, 10:15 PM #1
Thinking about SE'ing 2.5kg protein bag from MyProtein. What would be the best method? I thought either opening it so it looks like it ripped during shipping and pouring out of it into the box to look like it spilled everywhere (obviously contaminating all the protein powder inside). I've also seen people saying it spoiled. Does that work?


edit: please don't suggest DNA
(This post was last modified: 04-23-2023, 12:49 PM by privatejohn__.)

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-23-2023, 10:44 AM #2
(04-22-2023, 10:15 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Thinking about SE'ing 2.5kg protein bag from MyProtein. What would be the best method? I thought either opening it so it looks like it ripped during shipping and pouring out of it into the box to look like it spilled everywhere (obviously contaminating all the protein powder inside). I've also seen people saying it spoiled. Does that work?

You could just try DNA it

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-23-2023, 12:17 PM #3
(04-23-2023, 10:44 AM)Jhxxhdudjshd Wrote:
(04-22-2023, 10:15 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Thinking about SE'ing 2.5kg protein bag from MyProtein. What would be the best method? I thought either opening it so it looks like it ripped during shipping and pouring out of it into the box to look like it spilled everywhere (obviously contaminating all the protein powder inside). I've also seen people saying it spoiled. Does that work?

You could just try DNA it
They are liable for lost shipments, so the DNA Is good to go.
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RE: MyProtein SE 04-23-2023, 12:44 PM #4
(04-23-2023, 12:17 PM)mothered Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 10:44 AM)Jhxxhdudjshd Wrote:
(04-22-2023, 10:15 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Thinking about SE'ing 2.5kg protein bag from MyProtein. What would be the best method? I thought either opening it so it looks like it ripped during shipping and pouring out of it into the box to look like it spilled everywhere (obviously contaminating all the protein powder inside). I've also seen people saying it spoiled. Does that work?

You could just try DNA it
They are liable for lost shipments, so the DNA Is good to go.

Oops, forgot to mention - DNA is really not a good option for me. I'm not comfortable doing it right now as I'm living abroad, also, if I ever do DNA, I wanna save it for something a lot more valuable
(This post was last modified: 04-24-2023, 03:07 PM by privatejohn__.)

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-23-2023, 07:24 PM #5
(04-23-2023, 12:44 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 12:17 PM)mothered Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 10:44 AM)Jhxxhdudjshd Wrote: You could just try DNA it
They are liable for lost shipments, so the DNA Is good to go.

Oops, forgot to mention - DNA is really a good option for me. I'm not comfortable doing it right now as I'm living abroad, also, if I ever do DNA, I wanna save it for something a lot more valuable

Leaking package and claiming you got sick upon consumption have been known to work.
The forum is going downhill.

I have many SEs I would like to share with other contributors. Unfortunately, that is a very small percentage of the overall community, and getting smaller by the day. I have no incentive to contribute publicly and reward the undeserving. If you feel the same and would like to discuss privately, please reach out.

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-24-2023, 11:07 AM #6
(04-23-2023, 12:44 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Oops, forgot to mention - DNA is really a good option for me. I'm not comfortable doing it right now as I'm living abroad, also, if I ever do DNA, I wanna save it for something a lot more valuable
Understood.

You can go with @Robbinhoodd's recommendation, particularly the goods leaked upon opening the package - which has succeeded on many occasions.
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RE: MyProtein SE 04-24-2023, 03:09 PM #7
(04-23-2023, 07:24 PM)Robbinhoodd Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 12:44 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 12:17 PM)mothered Wrote: They are liable for lost shipments, so the DNA Is good to go.

Oops, forgot to mention - DNA is really a good option for me. I'm not comfortable doing it right now as I'm living abroad, also, if I ever do DNA, I wanna save it for something a lot more valuable

Leaking package and claiming you got sick upon consumption have been known to work.

On MyProtein specifically? Or just in general?

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-24-2023, 10:17 PM #8
(04-24-2023, 03:09 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 07:24 PM)Robbinhoodd Wrote:
(04-23-2023, 12:44 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Oops, forgot to mention - DNA is really a good option for me. I'm not comfortable doing it right now as I'm living abroad, also, if I ever do DNA, I wanna save it for something a lot more valuable

Leaking package and claiming you got sick upon consumption have been known to work.

On MyProtein specifically? Or just in general?

Yes, specifically. There are about 10 threads on this forum about those methods on that company, you may search it up.
The forum is going downhill.

I have many SEs I would like to share with other contributors. Unfortunately, that is a very small percentage of the overall community, and getting smaller by the day. I have no incentive to contribute publicly and reward the undeserving. If you feel the same and would like to discuss privately, please reach out.

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-24-2023, 11:56 PM #9
(04-22-2023, 10:15 PM)privatejohn__ Wrote: Thinking about SE'ing 2.5kg protein bag from MyProtein. What would be the best method? I thought either opening it so it looks like it ripped during shipping and pouring out of it into the box to look like it spilled everywhere (obviously contaminating all the protein powder inside). I've also seen people saying it spoiled. Does that work?


edit: please don't suggest DNA
just reheat the seal after you replace the protein powder with "flower + milk powder" then simply return it

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RE: MyProtein SE 04-25-2023, 09:13 AM #10
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