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or many modern laptops have the battery inside the laptop. As such you will have to disassemble it and remove it. As you are not a specialist you do not wish to do so

Good thought.

If they're still adamant on removing It, tell them you've cut yourself quite badly during the process, and there's blood all over the unit. This can be manipulated In so many ways.

SE is... beautiful.

Absolutely.

The power of manipulation goes a long way.