[FreightTrain]

I don't see why a police report should deter you. If you had a package stolen, you wouldn't have an issue with having the police make a report. They obviously have more important work to do, so I wouldn't think it would be more then 5-10 questions and they'll be on their way. I know my local police have an online option to request a police report. I'm not sure if it's entirely online, or if they just take some of your info and then send an officer out to your residence. I'd start there, or give them a call from a non-emergency line and inquire about getting a report for a missing package. See what they have to say and what their process is. If you're afraid to talk with them call from an anonymous VoIP line, and just hang up if they ask you something you don't feel comfortable answering.

Plus, I doubt Amazon does more than just place the document in a folder and leave it at that. You may be able to edit that same report for future uses