[DrumAndBass]

"Very good social engineer" - "never conducted a refund besides on Amazon"

Stated that as in the terms of warranty exploitation, but you do have a point. I have my own definition and forget the original term sometimes. Refunding-term-wise I do not do refunds, at all.

What would be a good excuse to refund it? If it is not signed I'll obviously say it's not on the porch.

Just say it didn't get to you. You can do this with most companies.

if you sign it theres proof it got to you tho