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I was eating at a burger joint when I thought of this question. What brings people together?

The answer was food. I have also heard this somewhere from someone during some point of my life. I think it's accurate that it can easily be confirmed.

Maybe it's not true and I live in America where every other human being has wet dreams about greasy fries going up their various holes, but I am fairly confident that food brings people closer together.

Think about it.

The more you eat, the more mass you gain. In a fixed room, there is no where for the mass to go so eventually distance between two objects will be...closer.

I am literally and figuratively correct.

You posts make me laugh even when it's fucked up to laugh...

I think you're right though. Even medieval times - People gathered around feasts. Good food is also associated with celebration and wealth. It's also a basic human need.