[brandonsskills]

UPDATE: This got pretty close, I had said that I was going to send it in, battery acid and blood from the broken glass and all until my friend who works with Canada Post had told me that that is breaking 2 laws regarding sending biohazardous materials, and thus I threw it out, and it was buried in my trash bin at the bottom (with the garbage truck coming that night, I was hoping that them not being able to tell me in time due to their slow replies could've gained me some leverage)
They had escalated the issue 2x, and I was rudely enough told that I shouldn't have thrown it out, to go see if it's there still and if so bring it back, and though I feel I could've gotten them for basically asking me to risk bodily harm to send them an illegal parcel and all. Had the one supervisor seen that the laptop got registered on their website sometime during the process i think it would have been gold -