[Elsdebo]

All Day I Dream About Sex.  ADIDAS

Ive done so many EBWE (empty 6x9 bubblewrap envelopes or should I say 69?) returns that I look like the band  Korn after they released that song and Adidas offered them free clothing for life. 

I don't think I've ever seen the lead singer wear anything but Adidas for the last 15+ years everyday.

EBWE works at a lot of places even on massive items like a 50 pound desk.
I often fantasize about returning a car in a bubble wrap envelope and getting a refund. Or an Asian bride.

Im extremely manic right now and out of my mind. I’ve gone off on so many employees and people and ive refunded a nice machete, hatchet, large hunting knife, and about 5 pocket knifes. A $60 one sliced my finger wide open from the lightest graze. Hatchet did too.  I keep telling people theres no winning against me. Even if we both die I win because your life is worth more to you and your family it would hurt them more, I’m so crazy and been on Disability for 20 years that I have no kids, no family, no friends and am so impulsive things can go from good to fatal in a second.

I watch the “Bad Day” scene from Unhinged almost everyday probably 75 times now. And I talk to Russell Crowe or myself nonstop all day. Im even so sick of it i tell myself to shut the fuck up.  And yet I was approved for disability for Social Anxiety. When I was a teenager I was a mute. AK worried id lose my voice i spent so many days saying not a single word..
I swam out to sea too far this time. I don't think I can make it back, a rip current will pull me under.

Sounds like a shitty situation