[s0yb3ans]

I was thinking that, but would they possibly believe me if I told them a huge 60lb box failed to arrive?

You're purely claiming nonreceipt of goods, hence the weight Is not relevant - you haven't received It, regardless of what It contains and how heavy It Is.

I don't want to risk doing DNA on a 2k 60lb order, it's super uncommon and unrealistic. Yeah I could fake sign and all but I wouldn't wanna try it. I do appreciate your response though. Best thing I can think of is doing ftid3 but I know you're against it lol. I'll update if I start an order.