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Wanting to hit up an energy drink supplement SE. They deliver with UPS, no signature required. Seems ideal for a DNA, but they claim having no responsibility of the package if it's lost or doesn't arrive. Is a DNA still wise, or should I claim it was spoiled or spilled instead? Keeping the name of the brand out of it until the SE is complete.

I would assume it would be impossible to DNA in any way given that policy.

I would go with a broken seal and an off taste/smell leading to a safety issue with consumption. Something believable and along them lines.