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The guide I've seen (the one that got leaked in another thread) mentions telling them it's a present for an upcoming birthday so you can't wait for them to receive your return, and hoping it works, so I guess this is the hardest part of the deal and the actual SE after all

^ With the right attitude and approach, that tends to work more often than not.

Another excuse that I've just come up with as of writing this message, Is to say you're travelling abroad (Indefinitely) for a business trip, hence you won't be around to accept the delivery. The Instant method I use Is totally different to the run-of-the-mill methodologies.