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I didn’t fake sign it because I had heard UPS is pretty strict when it comes to investigations and will send the driver back to the house asking questions and I really didn’t want to have to deal with all that extra drama.

I understand your position.

If you had've gone through with the fake signature and persevered with the Investigation, there would've been a very high chance of a favourable outcome. 

As far as shrink wrap I’m not sure, also not sure about the weight either as I don’t have it in hand yet

These are the things you need to research and Identify, before even thinking about using the said methods.

I do have an idea for a SE that I think I’m going to try that if I’m successful should have no investigation at all.

Sounds good.