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i'll let you know how it goes.

Please do.

I was thinking of a few other methods:
Wrong Item [ Although I don't think I could pull this off because what excuse could I come up with that's somewhat believable]

You simply received an Incorrect Item to what was originally ordered.

That's how the wrong Item received method works with every company.

COVID? Saying it doesn't work but I'm COVID positive so they might tell me to keep it

Unlikely, but still a possibility.

Say its broken and I want a refund, a week or two later ask where is the money and keep claiming I sent it back

They'll ask for tracking details to confirm the consignment.

Also if you miss the delivery they leave you a letter telling you to collect it so I think they're strict about this shit

Even so, It depends how the package Is handed over to you at the collection point.

For Instance, If an ID Is required and they only "look at It", as opposed to taking a copy, you're good to go - It was handed to the wrong person.

Thanks for helping my dumbass out btw <3

You're welcome.