[riz777]

what if he comes back to me or starts some case or some shit lmao. He comes to me and accuses my of lying or whatever

He has no right to question you, nor are you obligated to explain yourself to him.

You reckon Amazon will even start an investigation? I have probably a bit over 1k spent on it

The nature of the DNA method, triggers an Investigation a lot more often than not.

Thanks, i'll let you know how it goes. I was thinking of a few other methods:
Wrong Item [ Although I don't think I could pull this off because what excuse could I come up with that's somewhat believable]
COVID? Saying it doesn't work but I'm COVID positive so they might tell me to keep it
Say its broken and I want a refund, a week or two later ask where is the money and keep claiming I sent it back
Also if you miss the delivery they leave you a letter telling you to collect it so I think they're strict about this shit
Thanks for helping my dumbass out btw <3