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I'm trying to DNA a 300gbp monitor from amazon, and I have done a few DNA's on amazon before, so this time they gave me the copy paste message

Thank you for your patience. To resolve your issue, I request you to file a police report regarding the incident. If the issue isn't resolved after contacting local police, please contact us again and include a PDF, JPG or PNG copy of the completed police report to the following address: uk-deliveryinvestigation@Amazon.co.uk Once you file a report, the police will investigate this from their end and will provide you a report after the investigation is done.
Please provide us with that completed report and we'll validate it and assist you with further actions. \

I understand that you didn't receive the order. However, from our sources, we found that the item was delivered. We came to this conclusion mainly based on the timed geocode stamp of the delivery location. Therefore, I request you to kindly file the report so that the local authorities could look into it.

Once the local authorities complete their initial investigation​, they'll provide you with a report once they close the investigation. Please provide us with that report and we'll definitely assist you.we've already checked all the details and accordingly, the order has been delivered to you.

As you haven't received the item even though it states delivered, we kindly request you to file the report.


Firstly, time geocode stamp? sounds like bs to me.
I want to file a pr but I live with my family, and they obviously know I received the monitor etc, so I want to make sure they don't find out I filed a pr, how should I do it?