How to kill yourself in various languages!

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How to kill yourself in various languages! - Kizaru - 05-27-2015

So since dysfunctional requires us to write 15 posts in the coding section to not get kicked I'm going to go ahead and write a easy to copy and paste tutorial to kill yourself.

Python

Code:
#!/usr/bin/python

import os as loli

nerds = loli.getpid()
loli.kill(nerds,9);

Code:
#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
	kill(getpid(),9);

	return 0;
}

PHP

Code:
<?php
posix_kill(getmypid(),9);
?>

Bash/commandline

Code:
poop@loli~$ kill -9 $$

Now, you might wonder what this reoccurring 9 is? Well, let good old kizaru tell you.
It means we are killing the processes BRUTALLY via the POSIX signal 9 which means SIGKILL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_signal#POSIX_signals

We as the self independent lolis we are we are killing all the nerds by getting their id (getpid() or getmypid() )

Thank you, if you want more tutorials like this post below!

RE: How to kill yourself in various languages! - Losi - 05-27-2015

Nice, quality roast. Btw why did you change your name Yagmi?

RE: How to kill yourself in various languages! - Kizaru - 05-27-2015

(05-27-2015, 04:17 AM)Losi Wrote: Nice, quality roast. Btw why did you change your name Yagmi?

Cause I can, fuck you.

RE: How to kill yourself in various languages! - Inori - 05-27-2015

(05-27-2015, 06:27 AM)Kizaru Wrote: Cause I can, fuck you.

Valid.

Believe it or not, I found this pretty useful.

RE: How to kill yourself in various languages! - Losi - 05-27-2015

(05-27-2015, 06:27 AM)Kizaru Wrote: Cause I can, fuck you.

K then.

RE: How to kill yourself in various languages! - Eclipse - 05-27-2015

You need help.25char