[Kizaru]

How to kill yourself in various languages!

So since dysfunctional requires us to write 15 posts in the coding section to not get kicked I'm going to go ahead and write a easy to copy and paste tutorial to kill yourself.


Python

Code:

#!/usr/bin/python import os as loli nerds = loli.getpid() loli.kill(nerds,9);

C

Code:

#include <stdio.h> int main() { kill(getpid(),9); return 0; }

PHP

Code:

<?php posix_kill(getmypid(),9); ?>

Bash/commandline

Code:

poop@loli~$ kill -9 $$

Now, you might wonder what this reoccurring 9 is? Well, let good old kizaru tell you.
It means we are killing the processes BRUTALLY via the POSIX signal 9 which means SIGKILL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_signal#POSIX_signals

We as the self independent lolis we are we are killing all the nerds by getting their id (getpid() or getmypid() )


Thank you, if you want more tutorials like this post below!

[Losi]

Nice, quality roast. Btw why did you change your name Yagmi?

[Kizaru]

Nice, quality roast. Btw why did you change your name Yagmi?

Cause I can, fuck you.

[Inori]

Cause I can, fuck you.

Valid.

Believe it or not, I found this pretty useful.

[Losi]

Cause I can, fuck you.

K then.

[Eclipse]

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