[Sunlight]

I would have Diaria.

Would you rather get splinters in your dickhole or stab yourself in your arm.

[Zurchi]

Stab myself in the arm.

Would you rather have sex with a dude that looks like a girl, or a girl that looks like a dude?

[Sunlight]

A girl that looks like a dude.

Would you rather swim in a pool of poisonous spiders and snakes or piss sharp bricks.

[Demo]

Bricks all day.
Would you rather make out with your best friends grandma or your sister.

[Diego]

I was not going to post because i did not want to answer but.... best friends grandma. YUCK

Would you rather kill a puppy or have the flu for the rest of your life?

[Oni]

I was not going to post because i did not want to answer but.... best friends grandma. YUCK

Would you rather kill a puppy or have the flu for the rest of your life?

Kill a puppy. Sorry.

Would you rather have relations with a dog or a cat?

[Nefarious]

Kill a puppy. Sorry.

Would you rather have relations with a dog or a cat?

Dog.
Cats are too small. xD

Would you rather have relations with your grandmother or your mother?

[BlueScreen]

Grandmother, cause she'd dead.

Would you rather watch MLP or MLD?