What Are More Real – Pirates or Ninjas? 07-15-2013, 02:05 PM
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So, here is another question in which you get to choose your favorite. In the previous one i.e Batman and Superman, Batman won. YAY!! But let's see who wins this one.
I choose Ninjas. Why because:
Ninjas are trained in the art of Ninjutsu (the art of stealth), Dim mak (pressure points), Taijutsu (hand to hand combat) and Kenjutsu ( the way of swords). So a ninja silent, fast, deadly, cannot be seen or heard, can kill you in 1 touch, can turn anything in to a weapon. And, hence, they have my vote. Not to mention after seeing Ninja Assassin, I was more than impressed by Ninjas.
Pirates kill people for the fun of it while they are drunk. You can see that from Pirates Of The Caribbean.
A person is only allowed to be a Pirate if his not a kid or a girl. But female or a kid can be a ninja. Since people didn't expect girls to know how to fight kunoichis or female ninjas were perfect assassins (because they were pretty and innocent).
Also, a Pirate without his weapon is nothing. Not to mention that Ninjas are masters and Pirates are drunks and Ninjas have better comic books like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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All in all, Pirates lose and Ninjas win. Pirates are :wacko: while Ninjas are
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I choose Ninjas. Why because:
Ninjas are trained in the art of Ninjutsu (the art of stealth), Dim mak (pressure points), Taijutsu (hand to hand combat) and Kenjutsu ( the way of swords). So a ninja silent, fast, deadly, cannot be seen or heard, can kill you in 1 touch, can turn anything in to a weapon. And, hence, they have my vote. Not to mention after seeing Ninja Assassin, I was more than impressed by Ninjas.
Pirates kill people for the fun of it while they are drunk. You can see that from Pirates Of The Caribbean.
A person is only allowed to be a Pirate if his not a kid or a girl. But female or a kid can be a ninja. Since people didn't expect girls to know how to fight kunoichis or female ninjas were perfect assassins (because they were pretty and innocent).
Also, a Pirate without his weapon is nothing. Not to mention that Ninjas are masters and Pirates are drunks and Ninjas have better comic books like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
All in all, Pirates lose and Ninjas win. Pirates are :wacko: while Ninjas are
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