Unsure on whether or not I should proceed with Zalando DNA 07-28-2022, 04:11 PM
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Hello,
I was just planning to dna a normal pair of nike trainers on Zalando. Done it a few times but with a good amount of months inbetween each.
This time I think I fucked up I feel like.
So the trainers arrived while I was on vacation and my mom took them, she put down a signature ( which I did not know till right now).
I claimed a dna a few days later.
The adress that I put down was j1gged, it's a random female first name but my real last name so they can deliver it.
So today a postman ringed and came up and told me that I need to put down my signature and claim that I received the Item - his English and German was quite bad so I did not understand much of what he said, but I understood that much
I denied it and said that I did not know anything about the package and nor did I receive anything.
The paper that he brought with him, had a picture of the signature ( momma ducks signature).
I am really unsure if I should just hit up Zalando and play the stupid card and say my mom forget about the package etc, or if I should just say fuck it proceed with it.
I mean it could be anybodys signature and everybody could fake that shit, and there is no female in my house with that first name so the fuck is the police gonna do.
Secondly, don't the police have better things to do than go after this pattie stuff?
Any advice is appreciated.
I was just planning to dna a normal pair of nike trainers on Zalando. Done it a few times but with a good amount of months inbetween each.
This time I think I fucked up I feel like.
So the trainers arrived while I was on vacation and my mom took them, she put down a signature ( which I did not know till right now).
I claimed a dna a few days later.
The adress that I put down was j1gged, it's a random female first name but my real last name so they can deliver it.
So today a postman ringed and came up and told me that I need to put down my signature and claim that I received the Item - his English and German was quite bad so I did not understand much of what he said, but I understood that much
I denied it and said that I did not know anything about the package and nor did I receive anything.
The paper that he brought with him, had a picture of the signature ( momma ducks signature).
I am really unsure if I should just hit up Zalando and play the stupid card and say my mom forget about the package etc, or if I should just say fuck it proceed with it.
I mean it could be anybodys signature and everybody could fake that shit, and there is no female in my house with that first name so the fuck is the police gonna do.
Secondly, don't the police have better things to do than go after this pattie stuff?
Any advice is appreciated.


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