Two "Laws" of the Internet 07-04-2018, 09:22 AM
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Law #1 (Julia Quartz's Law): "The larger amount of time spent by a girl playing video games, the more ugly and greasy she is. The less amount of time spent by a girl playing video games, the more pretty and well-rounded she is."
Law #2 (Forum Analogous Law): "If a user has more threads compared to non-thread posts as per their statistics in the forum, the user is low quality and should not be allowed on the forum, as users of this type tend to never become high quality."
Law #2 (Forum Analogous Law): "If a user has more threads compared to non-thread posts as per their statistics in the forum, the user is low quality and should not be allowed on the forum, as users of this type tend to never become high quality."


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