[303315]

Okay so order pizza through the app on your phone or ipod. Or use the website, but i use the app for preference.

When you recieve the pizza, wait 5 mins for the driver to be gone, then call the place you ordered from. Say this (whatever way you wanna say it) "Listen, I have been buying domino's through the app (or website) for the past several orders and never in my life have i EVER (emphasize on the ever) had to deal with this catastrophe of a mess. The pizza is sloppy, the sauce is runny, and the fact i have to eat this is just bull crap. I want my money back."

So theyll ramble about how they want to make it up to you. theyll apologize, or whatever.

Then this is when you kinda should mumble this "I better get a free fuckin' pizza next time i order or i swear to god im turning to papa johns. never have i had this issue with them."

you dont have to say that, but if they dont offer it, say, "do you want me to send you a damn picture??" or whatever.

You know what im sayin :p

FREE PIZZA MOTHER FUCKER

[Complibur]

Shit ya! Free pizza for everyone! Nom nom

[Feat]

Just wondering, but has this actually worked for you before? Also, why not WAIT for him to get there, then leave. Then you can eat the pizza and complain WHILE you're eating.

[303315]

Just wondering, but has this actually worked for you before? Also, why not WAIT for him to get there, then leave. Then you can eat the pizza and complain WHILE you're eating.

because youll be getting a voucher. if you need proof. just take the cheese and flip it over and the bloody side is facing up. then take a picture, fix it. eat it. Tell the dominos guys they suck/

[Alanay]

I would try this, but the people at my local Dominos are too nice of people to do this to them. Thank you anyway though.

[Oni]

I would try this, but the people at my local Dominos are too nice of people to to this to them. Thank you anyway though.

Agreed. Unless you are really broke, you should feel ashamed for doing this.

[Cressi]

Agreed. Unless you are really broke, you should feel ashamed for doing this.

Now you're maing me feel bad

Also, *be ashamed, as the word "Ashamed" means "feeling shame".
What you're saying is basically "you should feel the feeling of shame", which is a mere unnecessity.

[Alanay]

Now you're maing me feel bad

Also, *be ashamed, as the word "Ashamed" means "feeling shame".
What you're saying is basically "you should feel the feeling of shame", which is a mere unnecessity.

*Now you're making me feel bad.

Sorry, it had to be done.

[madwad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSDfo5g2tw

[Adorapuff]

This will probably get someone fired, so if your going to do this you better feel bad.