[Tando]

Tando's Fuck Buddy Guide
A Step In The Right Direction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72b0fjW_6sM

Introduction

Firstly, let's define fuck buddy. Fuck buddy is a colloquial term for 'friends with benefits', where two partners engage in sexual activity almost on command without having to be in a relationship. This is usually kept secret.

Secondly, I'd like to clear up a few things beforehand. What I'm going to reveal is a procedure that has worked for me and should work for you if you're socially savvy. When you finally read this it'll pretty much be intuitive. Women are not robots, but you can tweak a few things about yourself to draw them in and do some dirty work on their vaginas.

This isn't going to work for every person and every girl, think of your own stuff.

Thirdly, always use a condom. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Trojan-Pleasur...t/15529344

The Process

1. Open up Notepad.

2. Write down all of the girls you can think of that have had sex with a guy that they weren't dating (sluts work best). Also, girls that have liked you in the past or currently like you. You can also jot down girls that you have a lot of comfort with. I usually go on Facebook and pick out some girl's names and jot them down.

3. You should have at least 3 girls let's say. The more the merrier.
Here's my notepad:

4. Hit them up on Facebook or text message. Don't say anything bland or common, I usually go with "Go to bed, kid. :p" This should start a little 'tease' war where you both justify how you're going to beat each other up or something. If it doesn't turn out like that, insist on it. Say things like "Wanna fight?". Eventually, you should say "Sorry I don't like hurting pretty girls, be thankful ". How much more alpha does that sound than "Hey you're cute wanna go see a movie?".

5. Once you've made your attraction to her clear, gauge whether or not she's interested. If she uses a lot of smiley faces and teases you a lot, you're in. Just be socially savvy, or PM me with a copy of your Facebook chat and I'll tell you what to say. If you can tell that she's really attracted to you, step it up a notch. Say something like "I'll punch you in the face.. with my lips " anything witty is better than anything shitty, I always say. Entitlement is more attractive than uncertainty/fear. You've made it this far, don't start being predictable and weird now.

Examples of convos:









The last girl wasn't a slut, so it took me 4 hours to get it to work. Works well, though. I have another trick for those types of girls too haha.

6. Tell the girl "If you don't shut the fuck up.. I'll... kiss you.." Escalate the conversation and say that you would "do other things do. " If she goes along with it, congratulations you're getting laid. If you say you want to do something sexual with her and she responds well, you could turn into a fuck buddy situation easily. I usually make sure she knows we're going to have sex, on Facebook or in text, before I go over. However you can take a leap and not mention anything, then try to fuck her at her house. Up to you, I prefer setting it in stone that I'm going to fuck her right away.

7. Ask her if she wants to chill at your house this week, or her house. If she agrees, and you haven't agreed to have sex, tell her to 'watch out' or something. If she asks why, tell her "Cause I got a big one." If you don't think that'll work, just say "I may or may not kiss you, hehe".

8. THE BEST TRICK I'VE EVER MADE THAT ALWAYS WORKS!
This is how it usually plays out.

*This is how I got that girl to be my fuck buddy, works wonders*

Note

The easier you think it would be to get a certain girl to have sex with you, start off further and more intense.

If a girl for example:

Liked you
Thinks your hot
Is known to be somewhat slutty

There's nothing much to do, just use a few of my tricks and prepare your dick (shave it, put baby powder on your dick and balls) and insert it.

9. When you finally hang out with the girl, make sure to kiss her on the cheek right away. This'll make your intentions clear, and it'll shield you from 'awkward build up.' Whip out a condom and throw it on her, see how she responds. Play fight with her, kiss her, get it in.

I usually say things like "Wanna die? I'll beat the shit out of you. Fight me." I turn it into a make out scene instantly.

Questions?

Post it here or PM me. Make sure to take a screeny of your chat or something.

Thanks for reading.

[Wonders]

Lol awesome thread, you never fail to impress me.

[Boyd]

Might come in handy if something happens between my girlfriend and I..
Thanks.. I guess.

[Cosmic]

The fuck did I just read o_o


Nice guide...I guess?

[Operate_DZ]

Nice thread Tando! Your always churning out high quality guides.

[Tando]

Thank you for the feedback.

[Huskers]

Great guide bro, very insightful will help alot of members in there voyage to the pun.

[Exotic]

Well, this is a very different guide, possibly helpful to some who try this out. :huh:

[Zurchi_DZ]

Tando is a pimp. Who woulda thought.

I have a girlfriend so I don't need this. right now....

Thanks.

[Slur]

Wow you make it look easy.