[Groliath]

There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.

Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.

Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a money talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"



-What's up?
- The roof!

These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends

pretty sure you ment monkey talking to a banana*
worst joke i've ever heard so congrats!