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Surf's anti joke thread - Pyro - 05-08-2013
Alright kids, since I rarely post here in the first place, I'm gonna try and come up with at least one anti joke for the master race.
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the fuck does it matter to you, maybe he just felt like taking a fucking walk.
(I forgot to mention some will be terrible)
2. John has 48 cookies and eats 47, what does our little nigger have? Diabeetus.
More soon, k bye.
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the fuck does it matter to you, maybe he just felt like taking a fucking walk.
(I forgot to mention some will be terrible)
2. John has 48 cookies and eats 47, what does our little nigger have? Diabeetus.
More soon, k bye.
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Customer - 05-08-2013
I was going to tell a joke about the boston shit, and I was thinking about it,
but it wouldn't end well.
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Pyro - 05-08-2013
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Groliath - 05-08-2013
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Pyro - 05-08-2013
(05-08-2013, 05:38 AM)Groliath Wrote: Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Charon - 05-08-2013
I was going to tell a joke about pussy but you will never get it.
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Groliath - 05-08-2013
(05-08-2013, 06:04 AM)Surfs Wrote:(05-08-2013, 05:38 AM)Groliath Wrote: Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(
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>MFW
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - ErroraBorealis - 05-08-2013
(05-08-2013, 03:59 PM)Groliath Wrote:(05-08-2013, 06:04 AM)Surfs Wrote:(05-08-2013, 05:38 AM)Groliath Wrote: Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(
>MFW
I'm dieing here xD
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - TechSaavy - 05-08-2013
There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.
Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.
Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a monkey talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"
-What's up?
- The roof!
These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends
RE: Surf's anti joke thread - Groliath - 05-08-2013
(05-08-2013, 11:36 PM)CamIce Wrote: There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.
Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.
Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a money talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"
-What's up?
- The roof!
These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends
pretty sure you ment monkey talking to a banana*
worst joke i've ever heard so congrats!