[Bloody Eye]

Yay it's finally here.
Unlimited sex without having to struggle putting that thingy on.

I don't think that's how it works...

[Skullmeat]

Does it tweet out when you are having sex?

[Yaiba]

Does it tweet out when you are having sex?

That would be a cool feature or keep track of how many times you drive into the girl.

[tchimponss]

This actually looks pretty interesting to me. Thumbs up!

It's like those fitness tracker things like what OP mentioned. SexBIT For the FUTURE!

[Courage]

I have officially lost faith in humanity. I can't think of something more stupid then this no matter how hard I try..

[Ecks]

If it has all the circuits like it looks on the packaging I would spam my wife with #RoboticDickPics, might just be me but I find hilarity in shit like this.
(never use that fire and ice shit though, didn't do shit while intimate, but that shit burned for hours after, the only sex product I never found hilarious)

[insidious]

Can't wait for the day when people pool their thrusting data together, and create beautiful graphs and visualizations (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) pertaining to the pooled thrusting efficiency data.

Maybe we will even solve the age-old question: How much time does it take to jerk off everyone in a room based off of mean jerk time.

[iGreenify]

this is hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Tripartite]

At least they're more useful than fidget spinners.