[Bloody Eye]

Welp, it had to happen sooner or later. It's basically like a Fitbit for your dong. Wonder if it works without a condom.

British Condoms, a 14-strong company that operates out of an otherwise unremarkable business park in Eastwood, Nottinghamshire, is taking advance orders for the 'i.Con', a ring to be worn at the base of a condom that will measure your, er, performance in real time.

According to the designers, the i.Con (we know; we can't help thinking there's a clue in the name too) will use a nano-chip and sensors to measure in real time the amount of calories you're burning, session duration, girth, the speed, and number of thrusts (apologies if you think this is over-sharing), and even the number of positions you use over a week, a month or a year.

You'll then be able to download your data onto whatever device you want ("Thank goodness for Bluetooth," we hear you thinking). Whereafter, this being 2017, you can share your data "with friends, or, indeed, the whole world."

Read More: Fortune

[Synthx]

There is no point in these, and there is no reason for them.... Who wants to know this? Lets just keep it simple, and let's just stop wasting our resources on stuff that isn't really a NEED!

[Bloody Eye]

There is no point in these, and there is no reason for them.... Who wants to know this? Lets just keep it simple, and let's just stop wasting our resources on stuff that isn't really a NEED!

There's a market for everything, apparently.

[Jiggly]

There is no point in these, and there is no reason for them.... Who wants to know this? Lets just keep it simple, and let's just stop wasting our resources on stuff that isn't really a NEED!

Welcome to commercialisation from the 20th-21st centuries. There are millions of well-used products on the market that aren't a need. That said, just because you can produce something, that doesn't mean you should! xD

[Inori]

I appreciated the sex puns more than the product. 10/10 puns though.

[sleaze]

3 words: cock ring botnet

[pvnk]

This is hilarious if it makes good money.

[pvnk]

3 words: cock ring botnet

I lol'd pretty hard.

[Aeolian]

She did a good job in presenting this item to me.

[Inori]

3 words: cock ring botnet

If this releases, SL is gonna start getting DDoSed by a truckful of dick rings, I'm calling this right now.