SE Of the century?

Biglad465 · 05-10-2019, 07:21 AM

This

^ it's got a shipping weight of 4.54g so technically a missing item would work very well no? Obviously there'd be a lengthy investigation seeing as it's 50k but they can't prove you never got it?

This is a theoretical question , I don't have 50grand to risk in an SE.

Oni · 05-10-2019, 08:29 AM

The words "cockmeat sandwich" couldn't be more apt. That said, the reviews are quite funny.

Biglad465 · 05-10-2019, 08:35 AM

(05-10-2019, 08:29 AM)Oni Wrote: The words "cockmeat sandwich" couldn't be more apt. That said, the reviews are quite funny.

"Cheap shipping" I found especially good.

Jiggly · 05-10-2019, 01:35 PM

I don't think I've ever enjoyed reading reviews as much as this before...

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Gabi
4.0 out of 5 stars My dog is very happy to
5 March 2019

I finally bought this after i sell one of my lungs and my both kidneys + all my savings. I am verry happy with the ring.

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Mateen
5.0 out of 5 stars Best cat wedding ever
17 March 2019

i LoVe ThiS ItEM My giraffe loved it really gOod BuyNoW

And hands down my favourite:

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Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars  Great ring
2 August 2018

As soon as I bought this watch I heard a helicopter land outside my house.
I went to see it and was greeted by queen elizebeth II.
She gave me a cup of tea and some buiscets while stroking her 2 dorgis.
We went back to Buckingham Palace and I got my ring given to me by James Bond (Daniel Craig).

I have to give this 4 stars as i had to get my own taxi home and got caught in the rush hour traffic.

mothered · 05-11-2019, 05:21 AM

Quote:it's got a shipping weight of 4.54g so technically a missing item would work very well no?

It couldn't be more appropriate.

Drako · 05-11-2019, 08:22 AM

Don't know how the hell this kid was able to afford a 50 thousand euro ring, but OK

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Great buy
24 April 2019
Style: Size R 1/2 (Need 25 days Customized)
I bought this for my mother as she is turning 25 this year and i just turned 16 so i was able to get a job and save up for it she absolutely loves it!

Besides that, there's no way you'll pull this off.

Biglad465 · 05-11-2019, 10:10 AM

(05-11-2019, 08:22 AM)Drako Wrote: Don't know how the hell this kid was able to afford a 50 thousand euro ring, but OK

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Great buy 24 April 2019 Style: Size R 1/2 (Need 25 days Customized) I bought this for my mother as she is turning 25 this year and i just turned 16 so i was able to get a job and save up for it she absolutely loves it!

Besides that, there's no way you'll pull this off.

That's what i thought , surely theyd take pictures or something to prevent this. Could possible work with cheaper jewellery , around the 2k mark.

mariobros123 · 05-11-2019, 11:58 AM

They will definitely do a much more detailed investigation and involve the police in it whetever method you will use.

Biglad465 · 05-11-2019, 12:30 PM

(05-11-2019, 11:58 AM)mariobros123 Wrote: They will definitely do a much more detailed investigation and involve the police in it whetever method you will use.

Naturally , but if It's treated like a regular amazon order then there's no way that they can prove the box was empty...

Jiggly · 05-12-2019, 01:19 AM

(05-11-2019, 08:22 AM)Drako Wrote: Don't know how the hell this kid was able to afford a 50 thousand euro ring, but OK

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Great buy 24 April 2019 Style: Size R 1/2 (Need 25 days Customized) I bought this for my mother as she is turning 25 this year and i just turned 16 so i was able to get a job and save up for it she absolutely loves it!

Besides that, there's no way you'll pull this off.

I like that the cost was your takeaway from that review... Ignoring the fact their mother would've been 9 when they gave birth... :')

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