[Soup]

"I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the exact same thing.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The only difference between "cheating" and "studying" is the timing.

Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.

Santa is a fat ninja.

Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected.

Cinderella was the only person with that shoe size in the whole kingdom.

Volleyball is just an intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor..."

You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.

We buy things with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like.

If the story about Rudolph were true the other reindeer wouldn't suddenly love him. They'd be seething with jealousy and make fun of him even more.

Super Heros are just people with split-personality disorders who dress in tights.

[Feat]

HOLY SHIT, you've opened my eyes for a second.

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." This one had a profound effect on me.

[Soup]

Lmao, I feel ya xD!

[Feat]

Lmao, I feel ya xD!

I never understood that, like, at all.

[Ash]

"You can't talk while inhaling through your nose." I know everyone tried this when they read it. I know I did.

[Daniel]

"You can't talk while inhaling through your nose." I know everyone tried this when they read it. I know I did.

+1 :grin:

It's like saying "You can't lick your elbow".

[Banadmin]

Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.

This is a bad habit of mine seeing as working out burns energy and makes me hungry. :tongue:

[Exiled]

"You can't talk while inhaling through your nose." I know everyone tried this when they read it. I know I did.

+1 :grin:

It's like saying "You can't lick your elbow".

I can actually lick my elbow. :|