[Oni]

Post your politically incorrect jokes below.

Here's one:

Code:

Regarding my Dog In response to all the recent E-Mails... Please be advised I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog. Yes, he attacked six people wearing Obama T-shirts, four wearing Pelosi T-shirts, two democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, three flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver. FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!! I do not approve of his smoking but he says it gets the bad taste out of his mouth.

[Customer]

I heard one a looooooong time ago.

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason too."

[Oni]

I heard one a looooooong time ago.

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason too."

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan

Spoiler:

The oldest profession is prostitution, if you didn't know that already.

[Customer]

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan

Spoiler:

The oldest profession is prostitution, if you didn't know that already.

Currently loling my brains out.

[Oni]

Currently loling my brains out.

Reagan has some pretty good quotes.

[Customer]

Reagan has some pretty good quotes.

True, very true.