[Shebang]

I have a shit ton of granola bars, and I don't have the money to order pizza for 70 people (Already spent enough money on booze, and I need to get more for tonight).

[Customer]

I have a shit ton of granola bars, and I don't have the money to order pizza for 70 people (Already spent enough money on booze, and I need to get more for tonight).

I don't know about you guys, but when I walk in a party the first thing that's on my mind is granola bars.

None of the sweet and salty shit. The peanut butter or chocolate ones.

[Christ]

I recommend not letting anybody under 23 in. Check ID's always before people get let in. It helps to have a big friend as a bouncer (or two). And regularly go around looking for other illegal drugs like Lucy, MDM, X, PCP etc. Only allow weed to be smoked (if not in the house, somewhere not visible from the road). Never allow anything but alcohol and mary jane because if cops bust you, they won't always take you to jail for being high and drunk. But they will if they find coke bags and Lucy laying around. Safety is a priority, might seem kind of retarded but make sure all railings are sturdy enough to lean on. I had a problem with this in the past - my buddy fell 2 stories, thankfully there was a pool.

[Shebang]

I don't know about you guys, but when I walk in a party the first thing that's on my mind is granola bars.

None of the sweet and salty shit. The peanut butter or chocolate ones.

Double chocolate granola bars. Love 'em.

The first thing you think is granola bars? I'm usually looking for the next pong game to join.

[Christ]

Good party food: GRANOLA BARS, Kudos, chips obviously, dip also obviously, salsa is a must for tequila parties.. Also have some sort of chaser for pussy girls who can't take shots without it (ugh). Take keys and lock them up in a safe place. And don't let people walk around drunk as fuck in the street cause it's not good for anybody.

[lux]

Depending on how big your place is; have 3 rooms of different intensity.

For example:

• Front room - Music, party party time
  
• Kitchen, can still hear the music from the front room, but can chat.
  
• Garden/Other space - Chilled out area. Normally smokers will form a group outside.
  

And make sure it's not a sausage fest.

[Oni]

Depending on how big your place is; have 3 rooms of different intensity.

For example:

• Front room - Music, party party time
  
• Kitchen, can still hear the music from the front room, but can chat.
  
• Garden/Other space - Chilled out area. Normally smokers will form a group outside.
  

And make sure it's not a sausage fest.

This too. Normally the best house parties have these separate areas.

[Shebang]

This too. Normally the best house parties have these separate areas.

This is basically what I have. Basement has all the music, then kitchen for the quoted shit and whoever is smoking goes outside.

And @lux, there's an even ratio, don't worry

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I recommend not letting anybody under 23 in. Check ID's always before people get let in. It helps to have a big friend as a bouncer (or two). And regularly go around looking for other illegal drugs like Lucy, MDM, X, PCP etc. Only allow weed to be smoked (if not in the house, somewhere not visible from the road). Never allow anything but alcohol and mary jane because if cops bust you, they won't always take you to jail for being high and drunk. But they will if they find coke bags and Lucy laying around. Safety is a priority, might seem kind of retarded but make sure all railings are sturdy enough to lean on. I had a problem with this in the past - my buddy fell 2 stories, thankfully there was a pool.

Christ, I'm 17. And nobody I know or who's coming does anything more than weed (a few do X, but they're usually discreet and only carry enough for the night).

[Christ]

Lol yeah I got kinda carried away. Just have fun and don't get arrested, that's the worst.

[Shebang]

Lol yeah I got kinda carried away. Just have fun and don't get arrested, that's the worst.

I'm pretty confident in not getting arrested, I have decently chill neighbors and you can't hear anything outside my house