Login Register






Nintendo Switch filter_list
Author
Message
Nintendo Switch #1
Surprisingly, the Nintendo Switch breaks when run over by a car. Shocker.



[Image: dbd20eb420f04c18a16d0ddba2f5d3a0.png]



Well folks, it looks like Nintendo may have another wet fart of a console on their hands if our early tests are any indication. When we first saw this rumour floating around on Reddit we had to look into it ourselves, and I’m sad to say that it’s completely true: the Nintendo Switch instantly shatters if you run over it with your car.
While the Nintendo Switch can be carried inside a car fairly easily, or left unattended on the bonnet or hood of a car without too much trouble, it’s when you place it under the wheel and crush it that all the trouble starts. And that’s when you start to think — did Nintendo test this thing at all?
It’s easy to make up stuff like this in a desperate attempt to get some pre-release clicks, but we’ve been testing this console for two days now and the proof is incontrovertible. Once the car wheel hits the Switch and the ton or more of pressure is exerted, the screen instantly shatters and the entire unit explodes, sending shards of circuitry and electronics everywhere.

Appalling stuff. Quite frankly, Nintendo should be ashamed. (Point and Clickbait)

Source
(This post was last modified: 03-02-2017, 11:35 PM by Lewd.)
honk.

[img]image.prntscr.com/image/23e7fc5d40a149a2a4d18a25b1fac435.png[/img]

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #2
Jesus.

I was about to buy a Switch. But thank god I read this before. I was so exited to make an entire driveway out of my various Nintendo Switches. Guess it was too good to be true...
Who Knows?

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #3
(03-02-2017, 11:45 PM)Zenith Wrote: Jesus.

I was about to buy a Switch. But thank god I read this before. I was so exited to make an entire driveway out of my various Nintendo Switches. Guess it was too good to be true...

D e a d
'You can't just have your characters announce how they feel, that makes me feel angry! [Image: A993dMx.png?1]

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #4
(03-02-2017, 11:45 PM)Zenith Wrote: Jesus.

I was about to buy a Switch. But thank god I read this before. I was so exited to make an entire driveway out of my various Nintendo Switches. Guess it was too good to be true...

Honestly.
I'm pretty sure Nintendo hasn't even tested its durability if it can get run over that easily. smh.
honk.

[img]image.prntscr.com/image/23e7fc5d40a149a2a4d18a25b1fac435.png[/img]

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #5
Of course it will be fucking destroyed, it's a good gaming console, but it was made in the wrong time. Fucking hell man.

Not being a cunt by the way, just saying what's on my mind as always.

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #6
(03-03-2017, 01:04 PM)SxTxN Wrote: Of course it will be fucking destroyed, it's a good gaming console, but it was made in the wrong time. Fucking hell man.

Not being a cunt by the way, just saying what's on my mind as always.

Understandable.
It was a joke, the website that wrote this news article couldn't find anything better to write, so.
honk.

[img]image.prntscr.com/image/23e7fc5d40a149a2a4d18a25b1fac435.png[/img]

[+] 1 user Likes Lewd's post
Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #7
Anyone actually gotten their hands on one? You know, to play with, not run over with vehicles. Curious if it's as gimmicky as it looks.
[Image: 7ajmN5P.jpg]

Telegram: Oni_SL (Link)

Reply

RE: Nintendo Switch #8
well i dunno about you but i heard it was the other way around.
so i wanted to test it and yes.
the Nintendo switch transformed into a human like robot and started killing people.
#fakenews
cool kid


Reply