Nintendo Switch 03-02-2017, 11:34 PM
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Surprisingly, the Nintendo Switch breaks when run over by a car. Shocker.
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Well folks, it looks like Nintendo may have another wet fart of a console on their hands if our early tests are any indication. When we first saw this rumour floating around on Reddit we had to look into it ourselves, and I’m sad to say that it’s completely true: the Nintendo Switch instantly shatters if you run over it with your car.
While the Nintendo Switch can be carried inside a car fairly easily, or left unattended on the bonnet or hood of a car without too much trouble, it’s when you place it under the wheel and crush it that all the trouble starts. And that’s when you start to think — did Nintendo test this thing at all?
It’s easy to make up stuff like this in a desperate attempt to get some pre-release clicks, but we’ve been testing this console for two days now and the proof is incontrovertible. Once the car wheel hits the Switch and the ton or more of pressure is exerted, the screen instantly shatters and the entire unit explodes, sending shards of circuitry and electronics everywhere.
Appalling stuff. Quite frankly, Nintendo should be ashamed. (Point and Clickbait)
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Well folks, it looks like Nintendo may have another wet fart of a console on their hands if our early tests are any indication. When we first saw this rumour floating around on Reddit we had to look into it ourselves, and I’m sad to say that it’s completely true: the Nintendo Switch instantly shatters if you run over it with your car.
While the Nintendo Switch can be carried inside a car fairly easily, or left unattended on the bonnet or hood of a car without too much trouble, it’s when you place it under the wheel and crush it that all the trouble starts. And that’s when you start to think — did Nintendo test this thing at all?
It’s easy to make up stuff like this in a desperate attempt to get some pre-release clicks, but we’ve been testing this console for two days now and the proof is incontrovertible. Once the car wheel hits the Switch and the ton or more of pressure is exerted, the screen instantly shatters and the entire unit explodes, sending shards of circuitry and electronics everywhere.
Appalling stuff. Quite frankly, Nintendo should be ashamed. (Point and Clickbait)
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(This post was last modified: 03-02-2017, 11:35 PM by Lewd.)
honk.
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