[Sultaan]

just use the box method.

Depending on where you live, you might have to put something in the box.

1) they will send you a pre paid shipping label
2) stick it on an empty box the right size for the tablet            

Alternate 2) seal up the box, cut into it and put something like a phone book in, reseal
                                                                                                                                        messily

3) send the box to them
4) enjoy your free tablet

I'll keep the method in the back of my head, but really was looking for a way for me to make up some excuse which required not for me to send it back.

When you say 'cut into the box' how can that be, can I make a hole and just stuff the phone book in? How am I supposed to seal it.
How does this work, does it count as tamoering or do they even check (UK)