[Customer]

ONI IS HUNGRY FOR MORE FORUMS!!!!

Possible merge soon, probably.

Spoiler:

hopefully

[Uzinero]

Eat a back of dicks fgt


Now here comes the reason why I'm obviously a virgin, and why the word "virgin" shouldn't even exist: I'm one of those people who actually appreciate life with love. So I don't use love for romantic purposes only. Love is what my life is about. Being someone, having an identity, having a personality... it is ALL ways to express love, so OF COURSE I'm not going to completely mess everything up by losing my virginity to another human being. I simply appreciate mankind too much to use other human beings as sexual objects. The word "virgin" shouldn't exist. It simply describes people with no perverted perspective on life. At least try to put yourself into my situation before you judge me for being some loveless pervert trying to get laid... A really good looking girl walks up to me and asks: "You wanna have sex?" What most people would reply: "Hell yeah" and they proceed to do their thing in the bedroom. What I would reply: "No, you don't deserve that. You're beautiful, you're wonderful, and you deserve love instead! I'll take you to the beach, and show you just how amazing life can be, when you share a great company with a guy who actually sees you as a human being with an amazing lifestory worth sharing. I won't use you like a sex toy. You're something. You're a human being, and I want to treat you like that" and then we proceed to spend a wonderful time together, getting to know eachother, leaving a great memory behind that we can tell our kids later in life... Just such a better way to look at other human beings, than trying to get laid.

[Satan]

Eat a back of dicks fgt

Spoiler:

Now here comes the reason why I'm obviously a virgin, and why the word "virgin" shouldn't even exist: I'm one of those people who actually appreciate life with love. So I don't use love for romantic purposes only. Love is what my life is about. Being someone, having an identity, having a personality... it is ALL ways to express love, so OF COURSE I'm not going to completely mess everything up by losing my virginity to another human being. I simply appreciate mankind too much to use other human beings as sexual objects. The word "virgin" shouldn't exist. It simply describes people with no perverted perspective on life. At least try to put yourself into my situation before you judge me for being some loveless pervert trying to get laid... A really good looking girl walks up to me and asks: "You wanna have sex?" What most people would reply: "Hell yeah" and they proceed to do their thing in the bedroom. What I would reply: "No, you don't deserve that. You're beautiful, you're wonderful, and you deserve love instead! I'll take you to the beach, and show you just how amazing life can be, when you share a great company with a guy who actually sees you as a human being with an amazing lifestory worth sharing. I won't use you like a sex toy. You're something. You're a human being, and I want to treat you like that" and then we proceed to spend a wonderful time together, getting to know eachother, leaving a great memory behind that we can tell our kids later in life... Just such a better way to look at other human beings, than trying to get laid.

If your transparent bit is the truth and not copypasta, that's sad as fuck.

[Uzinero]

If your transparent bit is the truth and not copypasta, that's sad as fuck.

It is indeed copypasta. (Though I think the person who first posted it was serious.)

[Nyx]

I might eat a site.

nonononononononononononononono

let's never do that again pls

[lola]

nonononononononononononononono

let's never do that again pls

W-What? I don't understand the reference here.
Oh.

I went out earlier today and got frozen pizza for later on tonight. I plan on staying up all night, gotta get some good pizza to fuel me.

Spoiler:

and dicks

[Nyx]

W-What? I don't understand the reference here.

I went out earlier today and got frozen pizza for later on tonight. I plan on staying up all night, gotta get some good pizza to fuel me.

Spoiler:

and dicks

oni is known as the internet vampire, and whenever he gets hungry he eats a website to hold him over, and then he has to feed again after a few months.

[Jiggly]

Watch out! Onivamp may be biting soon!