[insidious]

I can make coffee pretty tolerable with a decent amount of sugar and milk, but any other way isn't too great, that's all.

Nooo
Coffee and some milk/cream. Sugar kills it

Lol. that fits perfectly!

Captures the first-time coffee shop experience perfectly


College is really when I became a coffee maniac. With a starbucks a few steps away and the need to stay into the night it's pretty difficult to avoid it.

This is a person who really needs to invest in a coffee maker. Preferably one with WiFi so you can assign coffee to a hotkey.
side thought holy shit that would be so cool, like f9 for pot of coffee

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

[Wildfire]

Nooo
Coffee and some milk/cream. Sugar kills it



Captures the first-time coffee shop experience perfectly


College is really when I became a coffee maniac. With a starbucks a few steps away and the need to stay into the night it's pretty difficult to avoid it.

This is a person who really needs to invest in a coffee maker. Preferably one with WiFi so you can assign coffee to a hotkey.
side thought holy shit that would be so cool, like f9 for pot of coffee

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

I love how the original author was Russian, and has a hangover.sh file. This is purely hilarious, lol.

[insidious]

This is a person who really needs to invest in a coffee maker. Preferably one with WiFi so you can assign coffee to a hotkey.
side thought holy shit that would be so cool, like f9 for pot of coffee

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

I love how the original author was Russian, and has a hangover.sh file. This is purely hilarious, lol.

I think he needs to add more to his 'excuses' list.

Code:

excuse = [ 'Locked out', 'Pipes broke', 'Food poisoning', 'Not feeling well' ].sample

those are pretty lame

[Wildfire]

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

I love how the original author was Russian, and has a hangover.sh file. This is purely hilarious, lol.

I think he needs to add more to his 'excuses' list.

Code:

excuse = [ 'Locked out', 'Pipes broke', 'Food poisoning', 'Not feeling well' ].sample

those are pretty lame

Back on topic tho, I so need to find a coffee maker that runs Linux and a telnetd.

[Skullmeat]

I need to get my coffee machine from my old place. I need more coffee.

[Wildfire]

I need to get my coffee machine from my old place. I need more coffee.

but does it have telnet

[Skullmeat]

I need to get my coffee machine from my old place. I need more coffee.

but does it have telnet

Lol no. But maybe if I hooked it up to an audrino?

[Wildfire]

I need to get my coffee machine from my old place. I need more coffee.

but does it have telnet

Lol no. But maybe if I hooked it up to an audrino?

Definitely something you can do.

[Jiggly]

Honestly, I don't know how to work a coffee machine. I was round Oni's once and I was offered coffee... I said no thank you genuinely because I couldn't bare to tell them I didn't even know how to turn it on.

[Wildfire]

Honestly, I don't know how to work a coffee machine. I was round Oni's once and I was offered coffee... I said no thank you genuinely because I couldn't bare to tell them I didn't even know how to turn it on.

It's really simple, you put coffee, a filter, and water in. Then you press brew. And there you go!