[Satan]

Vouch for getting obsese off of eating only pb&j, I did that for a month and gained 60 lbs.
Don't do it mang.

[Oni]

Yo, the fuck is breakfast?

This. I rarely eat in the morning. When I do, the things I eat aren't exactly breakfast foods.

[Adorapuff]

I eat a breakfast every morning. If I don't finish my parents don't let me leave for school. I also have a note allowing me to eat in class whenever the fuck I want. I don't like breakfast, but I need to eat or I get a tummy ache.

[Lain]

I'm Australian, I have to eat Weetbix.

[Mom]

I'm Australian, I have to eat Weetbix.

I'm American. We eat Australians.


Seriously though? I don't eat in the morning. That's assuming I don't oversleep right through the damn morning.

[Lain]

I'm American. We eat Australians.

That's only if our native animals don't eat us first.

[Mom]

That's only if our native animals don't eat us first.

Yeah they're feisty buggers.
It's a battle royale in there if you want to eat.

[Satan]

Yeah they're feisty buggers.
It's a battle royale in there if you want to eat.

Or a buffet royale if you're good enough.

[Mom]

Or a buffet royale if you're good enough.

No one's that good.
If you're too good the island sinks for three hundred years.
It's brutal.

[Satan]

No one's that good.
If you're too good the island sinks for three hundred years.
It's brutal.

This makes me want to start a metal band called Breakfast in Atlantis and have a song about it.