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Amazon SE Advice? #1
Pretty sure I fucked up guys lmao. Here's where I am at:

Currently Buying similar items from same account(personal account rip) as I stumbled upon Amazon SE myself during a botched return mixup so I didn't bother using fake account or anything like that.

Example: "Dove soap" = $5.00 and "Ivory Soap Bars" = $1.00.

Ordering both items and then Setting up Dove Soap for return as "wrong item sent"  but putting Ivory Soap Bars in the return.
Similar to the empty box method but I figured that it would seem more legit to send an item back. make them think it was a warehouse mix-up.
I got addicted and well lets just say i bought 100's of soap of soap so if someone were to look at my history something would look off.

Anyways it happened that the marketplace seller I was buying the soap from happened to be one of the the guys I was selling the soap to.

He matched my personal buyer account with my info to my pp info. And basically said hey what the fuck dude.

Basically I might be in too deep. My question is that of adivce. Other than to start getting my asshole ready, What should I do?

Its been at least a few months since I've been doing it and my account hasn't gotten banned or locked however I do have a large line of credit with them so idk if thats why? If they were on to me wouldn't they at least ban my account? Because Im sure this person is fucking pissed and having the amazon people investigate it because now he is out a couple thousand dollars worth or soap and only has a couple hundred in return.

I honestly just thinking of sending it back.

"Hey there was a mixup on my end and I sent the wrong thing back", rectify the issue with this seller and maybe a couple more? That way if the popo does come knocking I can say in front of a judge hey look no it wasn't deliberate. I lost a lot of money too. I have sctually been selling a cheaper item to people I don't know in person and sending them a more expensive one in return?  Plus i'm trying to make it right with the people who were accidentally "wronged". What kind of criminal would do that?" Honeslty itd be hard to convince anyone that it was willfull fraud if Im attempting to fix it before i get caught. Sounds more like an honest mistake to me. lol

Not sure how much soap profits anyone else has gone without getting any attention?

Lmao honestly if you couldn't tell I'm a little on edge. Ideas would be helpful. Thanks.
(This post was last modified: 12-27-2016, 03:02 AM by jdouglas00.)

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RE: Amazon SE Pretty Sure I Fucked Up #2
Sadly I can't offer any help, but I find it hilarious to picture you stuck with hundreds of bars of soap in your house/apartment, unable to send them back because you got found out. Maybe sell them in bulk to a local store? Tongue
(This post was last modified: 12-27-2016, 02:43 AM by Inori.)
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RE: Amazon SE Pretty Sure I Fucked Up #3
Yeah, if you're incredibly worried, just do as you said, say there was a mix up, and you though it would be a hassle to send back and you were just selling them to get rid of them. If he insists you send them back then do. Or just get a new account and leave him wondering.

(12-27-2016, 02:42 AM)Inori Wrote: Sadly I can't offer any help, but I find it hilarious to picture you stuck with hundreds of bars of soap in your house/apartment, unable to send them back because you got found out. Maybe sell them in bulk to a local store? Tongue

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RE: Amazon SE Advice? #4
Lol, do you run a prison?

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RE: Amazon SE Advice? #5
(12-27-2016, 08:20 AM)pvnk Wrote: Lol, do you run a prison?

I think he's the "prisoner".

On a serious note, @theOP, why all the soap?
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RE: Amazon SE Advice? #6
Why would you SE soap Confused Pretty confused, anyway, what you're doing is fraud. I don't think Amazon or anyone will sue you though.

You should just stop SE'ing from Amazon for a while. Sell the soaps in bulk to a local store like Inori said. Ask a very cheap price and say you've won them but you can use that type of soap since you're allergic to a substance in the soap.
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