[Oni]

Code:

function cat { exec 666<$1 until builtin [ $finished ]; do read <&666 aline if builtin [ $? != 0 ]; then finished=1; continue; fi echo $aline done unset finished exec 666>&- }

Code:

col < file

Code:

PAGER=cat man /full/path/tofile

Code:

python -c 'for x in open("file","r").readlines(): print x'

So, Starfall managed to save 4 cats.