[RedLife]

What would you say to PayPal for the SNAD mate regarding the laptop?

This Is the least of your concerns.

Due to the Item's value and the fact that SNAD will be used, It must be returned for the refund to be processed.
How do you plan to handle this?

I hear you.. I was thinking perhaps something like the laptop's battery leaked or something of that sort? And I disposed of it due to the health and safety hazard & chemicals.
I have done DNA's with the couriers before and SEUK is saying that isn't ideal..