[Nyx]

Thank you sir.

I practiced with pencils for about an hour. Didn't feel like going shopping for real chopsticks...

Using video tutorials to use chopsticks?
How about you do it like they do in anime - bring the food close to you and stab it over and over and magically eat it.

That could work, but I plan to go to Japan in the next few years, and I don't want to look like a total loser.