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"Please do not send it USPS. I need to be sure we  can track it. Here is a Fed ground label for the shipment." So, they did have a recommended carrier, luckily, it's FedEx. I will respond in a bit saying that they didn't accept the package because of the faulty battery.

It's good that they've suggested FedEx.

Please keep us updated.

Yeah, it was pretty lucky. This is my draft so far, "I went to my local FedEx office and asked them if I could ship the laptop. I had to mention that I was sending it in for inspection because of the faulty battery. I showed them the way the battery was expanding and they said they couldn't ship it because they considered it a hazardous item. Mainly because of the possibility of it exploding or catching fire mid transit. I can try USPS or UPS, hoping they don't have the same issue as FedEx."

It's very well worded.

The objective Is to either convince them not to send the Item, or dispatch It via a non-tracking service.