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God I was to drunk yesterday. I mean the missing item method.

The Item Is too heavy.

If they cross-check the consignment with the carrier, and determine that the dispatched weight corresponds to the weight on receipt of the package, the SE will fail.

Would wrong item received work?

It certainly will.

Something as cheap as a pack of A4 copy paper, that Is In fact around the same size and depending on the quantity per pack, the weight can easily be matched. Though, given the cost of the laptop, do expect an Investigation opened and a somewhat lengthy claims process.