[darkninja1980]

You're doing it way too frequently if even Amazon is getting suspicious. You need to have a long-standing amount of purchases before you can ease in an occasional freebie. They're not very bright, but they're not brainless. Anyways, SEing an AC is conman-level stuff that's made all the harder since you exhausted Amazon and you're right in that there's no way they'll let you off the hook for that one. Not to mention that the item is so big you can't use a PO Box, meaning if they catch on later they can find you very quickly.

My suggestion? You made your bed. Buy a fan.

you do have a valid point.