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Why not use the "missing Item" method?

They weigh next to nothing- 14 grams (round figures).

I don't see where the missing item method would fall into my situation. I'm claiming to already have the product (which I actually do), and I'm not being asked to have it shipped back.

You've complicated the SE, which Is not good practice.

You should've opted for the missing Item method to begin with. The refund process would've taken care of Itself.