[FreightTrain]

You'll either need a new ebay and paypal account, but with fake info, or try to get them to un-suspend your account. What made you below standard? If it's something you can make a good excuse for or remediate the issue, I'd just give them a call and explain it to them. Doesn't have to be the truth, it just has to be believable.

I was below standard due to shipping items out late. Would claiming I was having health issues work? Got a better excuse?

Yeah bro you have the jackpot excuse lol. Honestly, I'd just call them and say you were young and dumb / didn't have a ride / sick / jail / waiting to get paid / vacation / lost in the mail / anything. If you sent all of your items out eventually then there shouldn't be an issue regardless of shipping time. The buyer may not have been happy with the shipping time, but if he obtained what he bought, then that's a sale. If you "stole" any payments, offer to refund them. Just play stupid and innocent and you'll get everything back.

I'd raise hell about suspending someone over late shipping too. I've shipped plenty of items off ebay later than I said and I never had issues. If your story is true, I'd be complaining to them for justifying a suspension. Plus, you can't raise your ratings if you can't buy/sell. Insist on a "second chance" and their policies are "unwarranted". You'll get your account back, but you'll probably have a flag on it so don't mess up again lol.