[Satan]

Besides boxing, its unlikely you can really do anything in that situation. One way to avoid this next time, if you do it again, is to be on your porch smoking around the rough time of delivery, get the package, sign with basically random whatever, and then claim it was stolen and you never received the package when it was marked delivered.

For that you have to not go inside in sight of the delivery van though, otherwise they'll know you have access to that actual house.