[TerabyteGuy]

Not sure if you want to invest but if you purchase one in Walmart (Sold by Walmart) and tell them it arrived broken 10/10 you can guarantee a refund, I know you are trying to SE, but it might be a diff solution if you really want a cologne, you can always try with a bug inside the cologne (PHOTOSHOP it) or with a bad reaction with your skin, but dunno how cologne companies will react to that, since most places have a good return policy for this stuff