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If that's the case, then it would be pretty simple to SE amazon.
Just order a nice monitor <300$ and say that you never received it

Absolutely.

I'm just trying to establish the OP's Intention. If It Is as per my above post, you've well and truly fulfilled his/her request.

Thanks!
I'm just trying to help out fellow social engineers who want to learn

And I'd say the best assistance we've had for quite a while on this board.

Prior to your registration, there was an Influx of requests for assistance and a lot of unanswered questions. @copscalled and a handful of others have also come to the rescue.