[RedShield5]

Hope this isn't because I'm an idiot that's been up to long, but to me this whole post doesn't make any sense, could you explain it in a better way?

I feel like you've been up for too long but ill explain it better    basically I ordered a google pixel 2 xl and a pair of google buds from google. Used my own personal information like my real name and my address and will be fake signing the package tomorrow. I also used a CC to pay for it and Tbh I spenot through PayPal.  I am getting it refunded through someone but I was wondering if you guys could give me any tips on how I could do it myself. The total came to $1600 Canadian.

I get what you're saying but it doesn't make any sense... Your ordered a google pixel 2 xl, and a pair of google buds.
You used your real information: (So why would you need to fake sign?)
and what do you mean you're getting it refunded through someone? (You just bought it... why would you have it refunded?)
Why are you refunding it if you just got it?

I seriously apologies but this just sounds retarded.. No offence.

Are you trying to say that the name on the credit card isn't your name?